‘Below Deck Mediterranean’ Season 7, Episode 3 Recap

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If you, like me, open your Instagram solely to be bombarded by everybody and their mom vacationing in Italy or Greece, simply flip on Below Deck Mediterranean to affix in on the motion. We are back with our fearless chief Captain Sandy and hitting the excessive seas of Malta aboard the Home, a 163-foot smooth superyacht.

Readers, I need to be up-front. I’m a Bravo bitch by means of and thru. I keep in mind tuning in to the early seasons of The Real Housewives of Orange County in center college. However, I’m new to Mediterranean. That being stated: I already miss Malia. I barely knew her, and but I mourn her. Our new bosun Raygan Tyler is incapable of doing something in addition to taking a cheeky cig break, and her deckhand boys are mere minutes away from rising in mutiny to overthrow her. Even Captain Sandy is already at her wit’s finish, simply three episodes in! This, nevertheless, is nothing in comparison with the bombshell of Dave and Natasha’s furtive relationship. We have a lot to cover, and we’re simply getting began! Buckle up, babes, as a result of we’re setting sail.

Let’s break down Dave and Natasha from the start. The large reveal of tonight’s episode is that we all know now the couple is an precise couple. For those that missed their historical past, the 2 simply obtained off engaged on one other ship collectively earlier than coming aboard Home. Natasha sings his praises to Captain Sandy earlier than he arrives, and after they reunite, there’s apparent chemistry. I didn’t assume the pair have been secretly boyfriend and girlfriend, however I did assume they have been pals with advantages or no less than had crushes on one another. Because there are solely three feminine crew members, Natasha volunteers to room with Dave — this transfer made me a petit peu suspicious but in addition appreciative of her taking one for the workforce. She’s chief stew, in any case, so if anybody has to bunk in co-ed quarters, it must be her. Call me naïve, however I wasn’t even fazed by her asking Dave if he wished to screw on the primary evening, however in hindsight, his affirmative nod undoubtedly comes from a person in love, not lust.

Fast-forward to tonight’s episode. The crew is out in town after wrapping up their first constitution (extra on this, main visitor Billy Rodriguez, and Kyle’s dildo pranks later) and eating good after securing a fats $27,000 tip. Natalya and Kyle suspect a romance between Dave and Natasha, and Natalya takes her likelihood to grill the chef about it when Natasha will get up from the desk. There is a transparent shift in Dave’s energy. He’s hiding one thing. He’s even cagey throughout his confessional. Then, we get the reality: Natasha and Dave are dating! And their relationship began on the final boat … whereas she was nonetheless along with her ex-boyfriend.

Dave spills all of the tea right here. He reveals that they agreed to maintain their relationship on the down-low for per week, so Natasha might preserve her timelines clear. Thanks for blowing up her spot, Dave! Anyway, Dave waxes poetic about their affair, citing the fervour of sneaking round, whereas Natasha shares how Dave received her heart by paying her numerous compliments like, “You look rad!”

Much more is making sense to me now. Remember within the second episode when Natasha and Jason have been innocently flirting within the galley, and Dave seemed on with a vengeance, fully pausing his meal prep? Well, now we all know it’s as a result of, on the time, Natasha was his girlfriend! Of course he was pissed! Please don’t mistake this admission for precise empathy for Dave. Though I’m recognized to be sexy for cooks (hiya, The Bear!), Dave’s jealousy jumped out and turned me right off. After he admits to Natalya that her instincts are appropriate and there’s extra between him and Natasha than they let on, he goes 0 to 100. Natasha says she feels suffocated, and Dave makes passive feedback about Jason to Natasha (referring to him as her lover) earlier than drunkenly making an attempt to battle him. Jason, in the meantime, pulls a Meredith Marks and gorgeously disengages. Once they get back to the boat, Natasha sleeps within the visitor cabin whereas Dave sobs himself to sleep. Dark.

The subsequent day, Dave and Natasha messily textual content one another earlier than presumably fucking within the bathe for a strong 28 minutes, in line with Bravo. Really trying ahead to how this performs out!

Okay, now that Datasha is out of the best way, let’s speak in regards to the flop that’s Raygan (and sure, each time I spell out her identify, an angel loses its wings). How did this woman get the job? She merely sucks at it! She has zero route, abysmal management expertise, and no alcohol tolerance to talk of. The morning after the crew’s first evening out, she pukes and crawls back into mattress, regardless of new visitors arriving in mere hours. She drags herself to the choice sheet meeting, the place she claims she’s sick. Captain Sandy sees by means of these lies and tells her it’s “called a hangover.” Captain Sandy will get harsh with Raygan on this episode not as soon as, not twice, however 3 times. She warns her that she’ll be pissed if the water sports activities aren’t out and inflated very first thing every morning, and lo and behold, Raygan fails as soon as once more. She tries to throw Jason underneath the bus and breaks the cardinal rule of overtly combating with him in entrance of the visitors, who flip back to observe the present quite a few occasions.

This sends Captain Sandy over the sting. “Raygan,” she calls out, “come here for a second … It’s complete chaos back there.” Raygan begins to make excuses, which Captain Sandy swiftly stops. “I don’t want to hear you complain. I want you to do your job,” she tells the bosun. Raygan is strolling on skinny ice right here, and I wouldn’t be shocked if she will get fired throughout the subsequent couple of episodes. I’m positive her deckies — Mzi, Jason, and Storm — could be more than pleased with that final result. Side be aware: I like all three of those boys — particularly Mzi, whom Captain Sandy clearly favors and is aligned with — however really feel like Jason may go loopy? I additionally assume Storm and Natalya will hook up shortly.

Natalya, the second stew who might cross as Natasha’s twin, might additionally simply have a second career as a laundry livestreamer. This woman loves laundry greater than life, and I predict she may have plenty of success within the ASMR-livestreaming space. Kyle, the opposite second stew, would most likely additionally discover on-line fame. Call me a conservative, however I used to be in utter disbelief that Kyle pulled the dildo stunts with the primary constitution. Tacky and unprofessional! Clearly, the visitors have been cool with it, as they tipped effectively and praised the inside workforce, however I’m wondering what Captain Sandy would say about his role-playing and customarily relaxed demeanor round visitors. If he retains this angle up, time will inform.

• First main visitor Billy Rodriguez sending back his uncommon Wagyu steak made me really feel so ashamed to be American. I felt wildly victorious on behalf of the crew after he double-checked his choice sheet, solely to find he by no means famous his hatred of cinnamon.

• When the boat lost operate of its stabilizers, I believed the entire crew have been goners. Those who watch Below Deck Sailing Yacht have been undoubtedly experiencing some PTSD from the anchor watch gone flawed earlier this summer season.

• I believe that Natasha might give Tom Sandoval a run for his money within the bespoke-cocktail division. Those pineapple upside-down cake photographs?!



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